So last night at futsal I hit David in the arm with my face and as a result my jaw has gone on strike and I cannot eat solid foods for a couple of days. Which is fantastic, because it’s going to be 40+ degrees (celsius) for the next four days straight here in Melbourne, which is ideal soup weather, really.
I mean, I can still eat soft melted ice cream as well but you know, as much as I’d like it to be, that’s just not proper food with sustenance. Also, I prefer soy ice cream because I’m trying to move away from eating dairy for many reasons which I shan’t be divulging right now.
In summary, my jaw really hurts and I’m currently eating vegetable soup while getting ready for work.